Who gives a fuck about the day after Christmas?

This is how awesome my company is:

They’re nice enough to give me the day after Christmas off, but if I want to take Christmas Day off, I have to use my paid time off.  Or, I could volunteer to work.

Same goes for New Year’s.  I work New Year’s Eve.  If I want New Year’s Day off, then I have to use paid time off.  Oh, but I get Monday, 1/02 off.

Whoopie!  I get Monday, December 26th off!  And January 2nd off!  Thanks so much, big company.  I didn’t need that paid time off, anyways (note:  sick time and floating holidays also count as PTO, so basically, I’m having to forego some sick time just to get Christmas and New Year’s off).

Some people would say “You’re lucky you even have a job.”  Fuck them.  They probably all have Christmas and New Year’s off.  Paid.