Pervs.

Isabella Soprano is #1

So, I’ve had a Flickr account for a few years now (2005), and while I’m not using it as much as I used to, I still manage to check in there every once in a while. Plus, I have to finish my Domo Project sometime…

Anyways, so my friend Michele tweeted that her most viewed photo on Flickr is a picture of French Toast. So that got me wondering… what’s my most viewed photo of? Well, if you know me, then you know the answer is pretty easy – my most viewed photo, nay, my top ten just HAS to be something porn related. So for me, the real question is… what’s my most viewed photo that has nothing to do with porn?

What I found out made me laugh… because it’s sad. Sad for me, sad for you, sad for society in general. But it’s funny. So let me throw you some stats:

My top viewed photo: Isabella Soprano. Not a bad choice, people.

My highest ranking photo (views) unrelated to porn? #166 – my friend Stacy showing off her (back then, still in style) Uggs.

The highest ranking photo with me in it? #2 – me, with Taylor Rain. My highest ranking with no pornstar? #190 – me at The Brookfield Zoo. For reference, that #190 ranks well below Domo’s first appearance at #179. And if you think that’s funny, we both rank below #172, a vagina shaped pillow and #177, a sign at a balloon fetish booth. Not of goings-on at the booth… just a picture of the sign.

The highest ranking picture of Joelle and me together is #188. The highest ranking picture of Joelle by herself is #189. Both still rank above my #190, but we’re all below this urinal cake at #183.

I suppose I should feel insulted, but when you consider pictures like my #192 , well, I guess I can see why I’m ranking so low.