So, it's been a while since I've done a Battle of the...
For those of you who don't know what this is, it's easy. I give you two choices. You pick one. It doesn't even matter why. So easy, even a LiveJournal blogger can do it:
Battle of the Love Boat heartthrobs: Gopher vs. Doc
Battle of the dollar store quality hair products: Dep gel vs. Aqua Net hairspray
Battle of the infectious Flash Animations:
Badger Badger Badger vs.
30 Second Bunnies Theater
Battle of the former "tough guy" actors doing kid movies: Ice Cube in
Are We There Yet? vs. Vin Diesel in
The Pacifier
Battle of the mainstream beat material with no nudity: the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue vs. the Victoria's Secret catalog
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I love the 30 second Bunny movies myself
Posted by
Cathy on 02/16 at 02:22 PM
Doc - he made more $$
Dep gel - didn't flake like aqua net
30 Second Bunnies Theater
Vin Diesel in The Pacifier - he's my favorite cheesy movie star
vicki's catalog - more to look at
Posted by
lyn on 02/16 at 02:26 PM
Gopher, but just because he never really acted like he was a "ladies man," and Doc just kinda new that the chicks wanted to let him tap that ass.
Dep gel, the all-purpose sculptor.
Badger-badger, but only because I lurrrrves me some Weebl and Bob.
Vin Diesel, but mainly I'm interested in this category because I imagine it's similar to jumping the shark.
And the Victoria's Secret catalogue, because then I can buy stuff.
Posted by
Rose on 02/16 at 02:49 PM
Gopher - I never watched the show but like the name Gopher better.
Aqua net hairspray - I had too much fun with that product in the 80s
Badger Badger Badger - because I can sing along without having to take a lot of time to learn the words
Vin Diesel - There's something about him that reminds me of Arnie in Kindergarted Cop
Victoria's Secret - Because we all should look so hot when we're wearing our over-sized sleep shirt/moo moo
Posted by
Jennifer on 02/16 at 03:30 PM
Gopher - way cuter chubby squeezy cheeks. On his face.
Dep Gel - Aqua Net is stanky
Badger Badger Badger - mushroom! MUSHROOM!
Ice Cube - Vin Diesel just rubs me the wrong way
Victoria's Secret - at least I can shop. Sort of. And make fun of the poses. And not read about sports.
Posted by
Noelle on 02/16 at 03:59 PM
gopher, cuz his name was gopher.
Aquanet, think flammable.
Badger, it reminds me of the
llama song.
Vin, cuz his name sounds flammable.
Victoria's, cuz they wear wings.
Posted by
Moi on 02/16 at 04:03 PM
Doc... he had a mean streak in him. of this i'm sure
Neither... LA Looks would kick much ass
Badger ... simply because that lends itself to badge her? i barely knew her.
Vin baby. all.the.freaking.way.
SI... for the articles of course.
Posted by
patricia on 02/16 at 04:12 PM
Gopher , don't know why , just cause.
Dep Gel - I hate the smell of Aqua Net!
Badger Badger Badger - it's easy to sing.
Ice Cube - Because he will always be Doe Boy . From Boys In The Hood.
Victoria's Secret - At least I can buy stuff.
Posted by
Jenn on 02/16 at 04:29 PM
Gopher.
Aqua Net (heh, I'm a texas girl)
Bunnies!
Vin Diesel
Victoria's Secret Catalog.
Now, fess up, how is the gym going??
Posted by
deb on 02/16 at 05:20 PM
no opinion on anything else but . . .
DEP GEL, baby, dep gel
that stuff is awesome. With dep 9, I gave my (marine corps) brother his first mohawk ever.
Posted by
Leah on 02/16 at 05:36 PM
Gopher.
Aquanet, fer shure!
30 Second Bunnies
Ice Cube
Victoria's Secret
Posted by on 02/17 at 07:20 AM
Gopher. Because you could just tell he would be a senator one day.
Dep. It's more versatile and probably less flammable.
30 Second Bunnies.
Vin Diesel because he looks like my badass brother-in-law.
The last one's a toss-up.
No pun intended.
Posted by
ms.quilty on 02/17 at 04:27 PM
I only have this to say...If PAGE 18 of the Valentine's VICTORIA SECRET catalog is the only reason our boys are fighting over there in Iraq, then I say GOD BLESS THEM, for that, my friends, is why AMERICA is great! I would direct to the online version, but that catalog is no longer listed...DAMN!
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