Looks can be deceiving
01-26-2012
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I’m debuting a new category here. I hear people talking about stupid shit like “gay marriage” will be the downfall of society… or that porn will be the downfall of society… or that lack of religion in people’s lives will be the downfall of society. Whatever. I think those people are full of shit. I’m here to tell you what *I* think are some of the reasons for the downfall of society…
Today, I want to talk about appearances. People are so wrapped up in how they think something should look that they disregard things that don’t match that preconceived notion. Example: American flag pins. Why must everyone running for any office wear one? It used to be that you didn’t have to. But now, there’s this perception that you’re not a patriot if you don’t wear one. Why? Why can’t we choose a candidate on, say, his voting record? Or job performance? Those would definitely be much better barometers for choosing a candidate. ANYBODY can put on a flag pin and claim to be a patriot. Give me someone who’s a proven leader and who shows me they care about making this country a better place instead of just getting themselves (and their friends) rich.
Bring on the girls
01-18-2012
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Holly Michaels loves me
So this week, I’ll be attending the AVN adult entertainment expo.
Usually I go and take a ton of pictures, and then post them on my other website… but that site’s gone now, so I’ll be posting to my new site showpeep.com (coming soon). But for now, you’ll have to enjoy this picture of the beautiful Holly Michaels giving me a smooch.
Note: she scores extra points for wearing just a t-shirt, jeans, and some low top Chucks. Tomboy sexy!
Dropping the goat hoof
01-16-2012
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Apparently, when a girl wearing one of those way too short skirts bends over and shows you all of her business, she’s “dropping the goat hoof” or “dropping her goat hoof.” (it looks like the back of a goat hoof)
American “royalty”
11-30-2011
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Ok, let’s take a look at this yutz: Proud One Percenter. He’s a one percenter (who obviously didn’t want to give his name – chicken shit) who is asking “Here’s the other thing: now out of the 99 percent, have you ever heard of anybody great that’s come out of the 99 percent?”
Really?
The only reason that you’ve never heard of anybody great to come out of the 1% is because you don’t know shit. Henry Ford, who invented cars which allow you to drive away? Not a one percenter. Look at everything that was invented/discovered. Isaac Newton. Not a one percenter. Galileo Galilei. Not a one percenter. Martin Luther King Jr. Not a one percenter. Steve Jobs. Ended up rich, but didn’t start as a one percenter.
Now, sure, all of those people don’t currently live in the US. My point is, rich assholes are almost never the ones to come up with anything truly great. Of course, his standard of “great” probably means “makes the most money”. His “great” doesn’t help the world. But true greatness comes from everywhere, even the 99 percent. Especially from the 99 percent. What have YOU done that’s truly great, sir?
This guy acts like old royalty. Probably born into wealth, given every opportunity to succeed handed to him on a silver platter. Thinks he’s God’s gift to the world because he’s rich. Hate to tell you, dude. Your “money” is all fake. It’s all electronic. If the Earth was hit by an EMP, your wealth means jack shit. What are your survival skills? Can you build anything? Fuck no. You just know how to manipulate arbitrary figures. Big fucking deal.
I dunno. I just hate all these rich jerks who keep saying “Get off your ass and get a job” on one hand, while with the other, they’re doing everything in their power to keep everybody else down. To make rules so the rest of us can’t find a decent job. Assholes.
This is how awesome my company is:
They’re nice enough to give me the day after Christmas off, but if I want to take Christmas Day off, I have to use my paid time off. Or, I could volunteer to work.
Same goes for New Year’s. I work New Year’s Eve. If I want New Year’s Day off, then I have to use paid time off. Oh, but I get Monday, 1/02 off.
Whoopie! I get Monday, December 26th off! And January 2nd off! Thanks so much, big company. I didn’t need that paid time off, anyways (note: sick time and floating holidays also count as PTO, so basically, I’m having to forego some sick time just to get Christmas and New Year’s off).
Some people would say “You’re lucky you even have a job.” Fuck them. They probably all have Christmas and New Year’s off. Paid.
