These are the times we live in
03-05-2012
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Sometimes, I’ll find myself joining whatever new web fad just in case it gets “Facebook” big, so then I can be that douchebag who tells everyone “I was one of the first people on [whatever]“…
Special kind of asshole
02-08-2012
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OK, so I was reading this article and I just have to talk about it. There is just so much that just wrong…
If you don’t feel like going to read the article, I’ll give you the gist: guy is walking around with a burrito. Two guys ask him if they can have a bite. THE GUY SAYS YES.
Now seriously… who in the hell gives a stranger a bite of his burrito? Anyone? Anyone?
So, he hands over the burrito, and the two guys just start walking off. When the first guy asked for his burrito back, the two guys beat him up.
So let’s talk about how much of an asshole you must be if you ask a stranger for a bite of his food, he gives it to you, and you steal it from him and then beat the shit out of him for asking for it back… W. T. F.
Seriously. How many guys would give up their food to a stranger like that? One out of a thousand? Ten thousand? And they reward that inexplicably generous gesture by just stealing it! And then beating the guy up! That’s just fucked up.
Looks can be deceiving
01-26-2012
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I’m debuting a new category here. I hear people talking about stupid shit like “gay marriage” will be the downfall of society… or that porn will be the downfall of society… or that lack of religion in people’s lives will be the downfall of society. Whatever. I think those people are full of shit. I’m here to tell you what *I* think are some of the reasons for the downfall of society…
Today, I want to talk about appearances. People are so wrapped up in how they think something should look that they disregard things that don’t match that preconceived notion. Example: American flag pins. Why must everyone running for any office wear one? It used to be that you didn’t have to. But now, there’s this perception that you’re not a patriot if you don’t wear one. Why? Why can’t we choose a candidate on, say, his voting record? Or job performance? Those would definitely be much better barometers for choosing a candidate. ANYBODY can put on a flag pin and claim to be a patriot. Give me someone who’s a proven leader and who shows me they care about making this country a better place instead of just getting themselves (and their friends) rich.
Bring on the girls
01-18-2012
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So this week, I’ll be attending the AVN adult entertainment expo.
Usually I go and take a ton of pictures, and then post them on my other website… but that site’s gone now, so I’ll be posting to my new site showpeep.com (coming soon). But for now, you’ll have to enjoy this picture of the beautiful Holly Michaels giving me a smooch.
Note: she scores extra points for wearing just a t-shirt, jeans, and some low top Chucks. Tomboy sexy!
Dropping the goat hoof
01-16-2012
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Apparently, when a girl wearing one of those way too short skirts bends over and shows you all of her business, she’s “dropping the goat hoof” or “dropping her goat hoof.” (it looks like the back of a goat hoof)

